THEYrsquo;RE COMING FOR YOU Coulrophobia--the fear of clowns--is very real and for good reason. You might think these red-nosed jokers are creepy; sure; but certainly not dangerous. Yoursquo;d be wrong. Clowns never reveal their real names; and dress to obscure their identities. The rules of civilized society dont apply to them (what other stranger could offer candy to children and get away with it?); they have countless places to hide weapons on their person; and their appearance is downright unnatural. Clowns are the scariest people on earth; and the truth is; they are coming for your valuables; your children; and your sanity. In this comprehensive guide to self-protection from clown creepery; petty crime; and violence; Chuck Sambuchino--founder of the anti-clown group Red Nose Alert--delves into the terrifying clown underworld to provide the knowledge you need to know to protect yourself from these seemingly innocuous gagmen; using his proven four-step system: ASSESS; ANALYZE; DEFEND; PROTECT. Included within are instructions on how to defeat a clown in close combat; tips for spotting the plainclothes clown; and tutorials for fully clown-proofing your home against these painted and bewigged warriors. Most importantly; yoursquo;ll learn what to do when clowns attackhellip; because itrsquo;s only a matter of time before they do.From the Hardcover edition.
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2 of 3 people found the following review helpful. Excellent bookBy Paul GabbardExcellent book for anyone interested in theatre history or the theories associated with creating theatrical art. I highly recommend this book.
